A girl walked up to a man in a bar. She sneakily pulled the sun glasses from the anti-social man sitting there. As she carelessly strutted away he turned and said “hey if you want those I should probably take you somewhere to use them” and then he drover her in an old Chevy to a beach. They stared at the sunset for half an hour before he said “those sunglasses were stolen from a man by my pet parrot”

They are now proud parents of me